Funk

In a funky funk. And I know exactly what the unattainable cure is.

Why I love Australia: Reason 6

I'm the one with the cool accent.

Why I love Australia: Reason 5

They call McDonald's, Macca's.

What I love about Australia: reason 4

2 hole punches in a piece of paper is standard. Not 3.

What I love about Australia: reason 3

The saying: tough titties

Why I love Australia: reason 2

They actually drink their tap water. It took a while to get used to, but now I feel like such a brat having to drink bottled water all the time in LA.

Why I love Australia: Reason 1

Australians refer to the 2000s as the naughties! ...the notties!... the knotties.. get it.